http://soyouarefamous.com Celebrity Gossip & Photos. We got the Brithey Spears Sex Tape! Sat, 20 Oct 2007 20:36:32 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I have an embarrassing confession to make: I’ve never read a single Harry Potter book. I’ll wait while you throw heavy objects at me. Yes I know they’re wonderful, and I hate that kids spend so much time with their faces plastered to televisions, video games, and computers. ... http://soyouarefamous.com/jk-rowling-says-dumbledore-is-gay-possible-spoilers/1261/ Yesterday Celebitchy reported that Amy Winehouse was arrested for pot possession in Norway. Turns out, the Scandinavian countries have absolutely no tolerance for the drug… and I have to say that – given that fact – it’d probably be a good idea for someone like Amy Winehouse to stay ... http://soyouarefamous.com/amy-winehouse-was-so-wasted-in-norway-cops-used-her-as-a-learning-tool/1262/ Michael Douglas may lead a pretty charmed life with wife Catherine Zeta-Jones, but his adult son from his first marriage, Cameron, can’t quite say the same. He was found with liquid cocaine in his car in Santa Barbara and charged with being under the influence of a controlled substance ... http://soyouarefamous.com/michael-douglas%e2%80%99s-son-found-with-liquid-cocaine/1263/ I always knew Jerry Seinfeld was funny, but I had no clue he was that funny. The man behind the show about nothing actually says that Scientology made him a better comedian – and not because it’s all so ridiculous that it makes for good material. For once, ... http://soyouarefamous.com/jerry-seinfeld-says-scientology-made-him-a-better-comedian-update/1264/ Feast your eyes on Leonardo DiCaprio’s current girlfriend Bar Rafaeli. She’s an Israeli model seen here at the Selmark Lingerie 2008 Spring-Summer show. Leo dumped Gisele Bundchen to start dating Bar and, I don’t want to say it’s the greatest accomplishment in the history of man, but when compared ... http://soyouarefamous.com/leonardo-dicaprio-is-a-freaking-genius/1216/ Tara Reid showed up for the premiere of “Reservation Road” in Beverly Hills last night. She actually looks sort of hot. Which is weird, I know. Underneath all that inexplicable hotness is a sordid tale of plastic surgery gone horribly wrong. But, yet, she looks decent. My penis is ... http://soyouarefamous.com/tara-reid-is-still-alive-cleavagey/1217/ Hunter Tylo, 45, the cosmetically over-enhanced actress who is one of the stars of “The Bold and the Beautiful” and was a cast member (though she never filmed any scenes) of “Melrose Place” - lost her son yesterday. Michael Tylo Jr. was 19, and drowned in a pool in ... http://soyouarefamous.com/actress-hunter-tylo%e2%80%99s-son-drowns/1265/ Kate Moss has really gross legs [I’m Not Obsessed] Your Afternoon Cheeto (aka Britney) Report! [Dlisted] Blast From the Past: “Kid Dynomite” [Bossip] Ben Affleck’s “Gone Baby Gone” review [Pajiba] Lunch with Lauren Holly [Celebslam] Avril Still Sucks Infinity Plus One [Yeeeah!] Daily Dose of Kim Kardashian Today w/ Booty Shot! … because that never happens ... http://soyouarefamous.com/%e2%80%9ckate-moss-has-weird-legs%e2%80%9d-links/1266/ Once in a while, I enjoy feeling superior to others. Don’t we all? Okay maybe more than once in a while. But let’s be honest, it’s especially satisfying to feel superior to famous people. Not the famous people that are running your country (because you ... http://soyouarefamous.com/top-10-dumbest-celebrity-quotes/1267/ A while ago Jay-Z said that he would retire… then put out two albums. Kind of a mixed message there. Now the rapper and business mogul says he wished he’d kept his mouth shut about the whole thing. In the future, he says he won’t announce he’s ... http://soyouarefamous.com/jay-z-regrets-saying-he-would-retire/1268/ Britney Spears stood up her parenting coach again who is finally fed up with the singer’s behavior. This latest development adds to Britney’s legal problems in her ongoing custody battle. Yesterday Britney lost visitation rights with her kids because she couldn’t supply a contact number to the people handling ... http://soyouarefamous.com/britney-spears-is-just-wow-so-on-top-of-things/1218/ Here’s the bad news: Paris Hilton is still a moron of shocking measure. I said it was bad news, not surprising news. Here’s the good news: she’s actually learned to be a smarter moron: she’s hired a driver. Yes the woman who made us coin the phrase ... http://soyouarefamous.com/paris-hilton-acutally-learns-from-her-mistakes-and-hires-a-driver/1269/ Uma Thurman showed up at the Swarovski Fashion Rocks concert at the Royal Albert Hall yesterday. She was wearing, uh, something, I think. Not exactly sure what kind of fashion statement she’s making here. It’s kind of like Uma woke up and said, “Hey, I want people to know ... http://soyouarefamous.com/uma-thurman-wears-see-through-clothes/1219/ Last Friday the American Cinematheque held a tribute for Julia Roberts. Oprah Winfrey was scheduled to attend, but backed out at the last minute, leaving everyone speculating. It turns out the reason for her absence was a problem at her Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls in South ... http://soyouarefamous.com/oprah-winfrey%e2%80%99s-went-to-south-africa-to-investigate-her-school%e2%80%99s-misconduct/1270/ Lindsay Lohan has been spotted in several photos sporting what appears to be an engagement ring. A radio DJ in Nebraska is now claiming he received confirmation from Lindsay’s man Riley Giles that the two are indeed engaged. The DJ made contact with Riley after visiting his ex-fiancee’s MySpace ... http://soyouarefamous.com/lindsay-lohan-might-be-engaged/1220/ Britney Spears has struck again. Last night she got behind the wheel of her car and accidentally ran over a photographer’s foot. Earlier in the day, Britney had just settled things financially with the driver of her first hit and run in August, only to have it happen all ... http://soyouarefamous.com/britney-spears-should-give-driving-lessons/1221/ David Copperfield is being investigated by the FBI though nobody will explain why. He has a warehouse in Las Vegas called the International Museum & Library of the Conjuring Arts where he keeps tricks and memorabilia, and it was raided by FBI agents Wednesday where they seized a computer hard ... http://soyouarefamous.com/david-copperfield-is-hiding-something-from-the-fbi/1222/ Victoria's Secret supermodel and all around really pretty girl Adriana Lima was spotted at LAX last night without any makeup on. Here's the part of the show where I usually make fun of her for looking like a bag lady, but I honestly can't tell if she does. It's like ... http://soyouarefamous.com/adriana-lima-forgot-her-makeup/1223/ Britney Spears has had all her visitation rights suspended because she won't comply with court orders. Apparently she failed to give the drug testing people contact information so they could reach her for random tests, so the LA County Commissioner took away all her visitation rights. TMZ reports: The order reads, ... http://soyouarefamous.com/britney-spears-really-doesnt-want-to-see-her-kids/1224/ A model fell through a hole in the runway during L.A. Fashion Week. A performer created the hole during the opening performance when he did a front flip onto his back and broke the runway (yeah, you read that right). I don't know if the model was blind or thought ... http://soyouarefamous.com/model-falls-through-hole-during-la-fashion-week/1225/