Archives for October 2007
J.K. Rowling says Dumbledore is gay (possible spoilers)
I have an embarrassing confession to make: I’ve never read a single Harry Potter book. I’ll wait while you throw heavy objects at me. Yes I know they’re wonderful, and I hate that kids spend so much time with their faces plastered to televisions, video games, and computers. Anything that gets kids […]
Amy Winehouse was so wasted in Norway cops used her as a learning tool
Yesterday Celebitchy reported that Amy Winehouse was arrested for pot possession in Norway. Turns out, the Scandinavian countries have absolutely no tolerance for the drug… and I have to say that – given that fact – it’d probably be a good idea for someone like Amy Winehouse to stay 100 miles away from all […]
Michael Douglas’s son found with liquid cocaine
Michael Douglas may lead a pretty charmed life with wife Catherine Zeta-Jones, but his adult son from his first marriage, Cameron, can’t quite say the same. He was found with liquid cocaine in his car in Santa Barbara and charged with being under the influence of a controlled substance and felony possession of a […]
Jerry Seinfeld says Scientology made him a better comedian (update)
I always knew Jerry Seinfeld was funny, but I had no clue he was that funny. The man behind the show about nothing actually says that Scientology made him a better comedian – and not because it’s all so ridiculous that it makes for good material. For once, Jerry is being pretty serious, […]
Leonardo DiCaprio is a freaking genius
Feast your eyes on Leonardo DiCaprio’s current girlfriend Bar Rafaeli. She’s an Israeli model seen here at the Selmark Lingerie 2008 Spring-Summer show. Leo dumped Gisele Bundchen to start dating Bar and, I don’t want to say it’s the greatest accomplishment in the history of man, but when compared to the invention of the […]
Tara Reid is still alive, cleavagey
Tara Reid showed up for the premiere of “Reservation Road” in Beverly Hills last night. She actually looks sort of hot. Which is weird, I know. Underneath all that inexplicable hotness is a sordid tale of plastic surgery gone horribly wrong. But, yet, she looks decent. My penis is so confused right now. He’s […]
Actress Hunter Tylo’s son drowns
Hunter Tylo, 45, the cosmetically over-enhanced actress who is one of the stars of “The Bold and the Beautiful” and was a cast member (though she never filmed any scenes) of “Melrose Place” - lost her son yesterday. Michael Tylo Jr. was 19, and drowned in a pool in the evening.
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“Kate Moss has weird legs” links
Kate Moss has really gross legs [I’m Not Obsessed]
Your Afternoon Cheeto (aka Britney) Report! [Dlisted]
Blast From the Past: “Kid Dynomite” [Bossip]
Ben Affleck’s “Gone Baby Gone” review [Pajiba]
Lunch with Lauren Holly [Celebslam]
Avril Still Sucks Infinity Plus One [Yeeeah!]
Daily Dose of Kim Kardashian Today w/ Booty Shot! … because that never happens [The Bastardly]
Katie Holmes and Suri […]
Top 10 dumbest celebrity quotes
Once in a while, I enjoy feeling superior to others. Don’t we all? Okay maybe more than once in a while. But let’s be honest, it’s especially satisfying to feel superior to famous people. Not the famous people that are running your country (because you generally want to believe that […]
Jay-Z regrets saying he would retire
A while ago Jay-Z said that he would retire… then put out two albums. Kind of a mixed message there. Now the rapper and business mogul says he wished he’d kept his mouth shut about the whole thing. In the future, he says he won’t announce he’s retiring, he’ll just stop putting […]
Britney Spears is just, wow, so on top of things
Britney Spears stood up her parenting coach again who is finally fed up with the singer’s behavior. This latest development adds to Britney’s legal problems in her ongoing custody battle. Yesterday Britney lost visitation rights with her kids because she couldn’t supply a contact number to the people handling her drug tests. TMZ reports:
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Paris Hilton acutally learns from her mistakes and hires a driver!
Here’s the bad news: Paris Hilton is still a moron of shocking measure. I said it was bad news, not surprising news. Here’s the good news: she’s actually learned to be a smarter moron: she’s hired a driver. Yes the woman who made us coin the phrase “Celebutard” is actually not quite […]
Uma Thurman wears see through clothes
Uma Thurman showed up at the Swarovski Fashion Rocks concert at the Royal Albert Hall yesterday. She was wearing, uh, something, I think. Not exactly sure what kind of fashion statement she’s making here. It’s kind of like Uma woke up and said, “Hey, I want people to know I’ve got nipples. And, also, […]
Oprah Winfrey’s went to South Africa to investigate her school’s misconduct
Last Friday the American Cinematheque held a tribute for Julia Roberts. Oprah Winfrey was scheduled to attend, but backed out at the last minute, leaving everyone speculating. It turns out the reason for her absence was a problem at her Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls in South Africa. Apparently a dorm […]
Lindsay Lohan might be engaged
Lindsay Lohan has been spotted in several photos sporting what appears to be an engagement ring. A radio DJ in Nebraska is now claiming he received confirmation from Lindsay’s man Riley Giles that the two are indeed engaged. The DJ made contact with Riley after visiting his ex-fiancee’s MySpace page. Ok! Magazine has the […]
Britney Spears should give driving lessons
Britney Spears has struck again. Last night she got behind the wheel of her car and accidentally ran over a photographer’s foot. Earlier in the day, Britney had just settled things financially with the driver of her first hit and run in August, only to have it happen all over again. People reports:
Spears, […]
David Copperfield is hiding something from the FBI
David Copperfield is being investigated by the FBI though nobody will explain why. He has a warehouse in Las Vegas called the International Museum & Library of the Conjuring Arts where he keeps tricks and memorabilia, and it was raided by FBI agents Wednesday where they seized a computer hard drive, a digital camera memory […]
Adriana Lima forgot her makeup
Victoria’s Secret supermodel and all around really pretty girl Adriana Lima was spotted at LAX last night without any makeup on. Here’s the part of the show where I usually make fun of her for looking like a bag lady, but I honestly can’t tell if she does. It’s like everytime I rub my eyes […]
Britney Spears really doesn’t want to see her kids
Britney Spears has had all her visitation rights suspended because she won’t comply with court orders. Apparently she failed to give the drug testing people contact information so they could reach her for random tests, so the LA County Commissioner took away all her visitation rights. TMZ reports:
The order reads, “Petitioner’s (Britney’s) visitation with the […]
Model falls through hole during L.A. Fashion Week
A model fell through a hole in the runway during L.A. Fashion Week. A performer created the hole during the opening performance when he did a front flip onto his back and broke the runway (yeah, you read that right). I don’t know if the model was blind or thought she could fly or what, […]