Archives for April 2007
Remember Perry, Britney’s Manny? He’s working for Paris now, poor guy.
Perry Taylor, the beefy naval academy dropout who caused a sensation in late May of last year when he was seen out with a lipstick-wearing no-longer depressed looking Britney, is now working for the bottomless pit of narcissism that is Paris Hilton. He seems to have been well prepared by his work with both Britney […]
Avril Lavigne still jealous of Britney
Avril Lavigne is taking more shots at Britney Spears, saying Britney could avoid the press if she really wanted to, and that she doesn’t get as much attention as Britney because she wants it that way.
“The press isn’t all over me like that. She’s probably one of the people who can’t control it. But […]
Madonna is in Malawi, do you think she’ll come home empty-handed? (update)
Madonna received a hero’s welcome to the southeastern African nation of Malawi, where she returned after a controversial adoption of an infant boy there last October. While her spokesperson has denied that Madonna is going to adopt again, and says she’s just there to tend to her charity/Kabbalah recruitment center Raising Malawi, Madonna told a […]
Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams may have split
We reported a rumor about two weeks ago that cute Canadian couple Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams were over - at least according to Life and Style. Then last week came the rumor that they were engaged again - as was also said to be true last December.
Today’s NY Daily News says it’s off again, […]
George Clooney is dating 29 year-old divorced mother of two from Pennsylvania
George Clooney is said to be dating a 29 year-old model and divorced mother of two from Miami. Clooney jumps whatever is convenient for a month or two, and was previously linked in relationships of proximity with his neighbor Teri Hatcher, and his Oceans 13 costar Ellen Barkin.
He is now said to be hitting […]
Britney Spears tries on hats
Flynet
You know it’s a slow news day when I’m stuck posting about Britney Spears trying on hats. Seriously, what is this? At least with Britney you know she’ll pull some stupid shit, like trying on a hat on top of a hat. My three-year-old cousin is smarter than this. Hell, the neighbor’s puppy she […]
Brooke Hogan is ashamed of her stomach
Brooke Hogan was spotted in her sports bra on Lincoln Road in Miami. I’ve never seen somebody sucking in so hard before in my entire life. Which is completely unnecessary since nobody is expecting her to be skinny or feminine. She’s Hulk Hogan’s daughter. As long as she doesn’t weigh 300lbs and grow a […]
Paris Hilton flashes her panties
Nice eye liner there, Paris. My only recommendation would be to consider using makeup next time, and not permanent marker.
Courtney Love denies getting surgery
Courtney Love is denying the rumors she lost weight through gastric-band surgery. She writes on her website:
i couldnt get that suregry iof i begged for it
FDA says you have to have a BMI of above 40 and that equals at least being 100 pounds overweight at least other wsie its ILLEGAL.
I know spmeone who […]
Kate Moss officially engaged to Pete Doherty
At a gig last night, Pete Doherty confirmed he and Kate Moss are engaged when he dedicated a song to her and referred to her as his fiance. Which is basically the only explanation for this picture taken afterwards. If I just realized I was engaged to Pete Doherty I’d try to jump out a […]
Joe Francis tries his hand at bribery
Joe Francis is having a really bad week. First he was arrested on Tuesday for criminal contempt, then on Wednesday he was indicted for tax evasion, and now he’s being charged with bribing a jail guard and possessing prescription medications in his cell.
According to court records in Florida, Francis offered the guard $100 for a […]
Katie Holmes’ face is, uh, I don’t even know
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were eating at Mastro’s restaurant in Beverly Hills, but when they tried to leave they couldn’t get their vintage car to start in front of all the photographers. Although that doesn’t really explain the look on Katie Holmes’ face. I don’t even know what that look is. It’s not embarrassment […]
Leonardo DiCaprio can’t get Bar Refaeli pregnant
The Mirror reported today that Bar Refaeli is pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s baby, and friends of Bar say the two are “delighted” by the news. The pregnancy speculation began last month when Bar wore a loose-fitting top to a party at Jet Nightclub in Las Vegas and only drank mineral water all night. However, […]
Hayden Panettiere licks her friend’s boob
This picture of Hayden Panettiere licking her friend’s boob has been making the rounds on the internet. I have no idea what’s going on but I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to think about. She’s, what, 17-years-old? If you’re a guy and you looked at this the police are already on their way over.
Alessandra Ambrosio again for no reason
I know you guys are getting sick of Alessandra Ambrosio, but I figure you’d rather look at somebody you’re sick of than somebody that actually makes you sick. Although I’m not sure anything can stand up to Courtney Love’s stomach. She tries her best, but compared to Courtney Love Alessandra comes off looking like […]
Halle Berry’s New Hairstyle
Halle Berry is set to shave her head for an upcoming film role, in ‘Nappily Ever After’.
The star plays a woman whose hair is starting to fall out, so she decides to shave it all. Afterward, she must deal with people’s perceptions of who she is and how her hair defined her.
Berry said […]
Britney Spears House of Discount
People Magazine is reporting that Britney Spears is having trouble finding a buyer for her marital home, and has dropped the price to a bargain $11.9 million.
Spears, 25, put the seven-bedroom, 1.53-acre estate on the market on Jan. 18 for $13.5 million. On March 28, the price dropped to $11.9 million, and it is still […]
Avril Lavigne said she didn’t talk smack about Britney - this time
Avril Lavigne says she never talked all that smack about Britney that was reported in British rag The Sun. She was quoted as saying, “What’s happened to Britney is all down to who she is as a person. If you want a piece of this business you have to be able to deal with it. […]
Britney Spears stains her shirt
Britney Spears was spotted at Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse in Beverly Hills yesterday night, and somehow stained her shirt. And, yeah, her shirt is sort of see-through and she isn’t wearing a bra, but I’m not willing to do the kind of squinting necessary to see her nipple. Ten years ago maybe, but now it’d […]
Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler don’t have a sex tape
There’s been reports going around that Lauren Conrad (some chick from The Hills) has a sex tape with ex-boyfriend Jason Wahler (some dude from The Hills), and that he’s been trying to sell it before he’s sent off to jail. However, Lauren is denying the existence of the tape and said in a statement:
“There is […]