Archives for 13 April 2007
Britney Spears tries on hats
Flynet
You know it’s a slow news day when I’m stuck posting about Britney Spears trying on hats. Seriously, what is this? At least with Britney you know she’ll pull some stupid shit, like trying on a hat on top of a hat. My three-year-old cousin is smarter than this. Hell, the neighbor’s puppy she […]
Brooke Hogan is ashamed of her stomach
Brooke Hogan was spotted in her sports bra on Lincoln Road in Miami. I’ve never seen somebody sucking in so hard before in my entire life. Which is completely unnecessary since nobody is expecting her to be skinny or feminine. She’s Hulk Hogan’s daughter. As long as she doesn’t weigh 300lbs and grow a […]
Paris Hilton flashes her panties
Nice eye liner there, Paris. My only recommendation would be to consider using makeup next time, and not permanent marker.
Courtney Love denies getting surgery
Courtney Love is denying the rumors she lost weight through gastric-band surgery. She writes on her website:
i couldnt get that suregry iof i begged for it
FDA says you have to have a BMI of above 40 and that equals at least being 100 pounds overweight at least other wsie its ILLEGAL.
I know spmeone who […]
Kate Moss officially engaged to Pete Doherty
At a gig last night, Pete Doherty confirmed he and Kate Moss are engaged when he dedicated a song to her and referred to her as his fiance. Which is basically the only explanation for this picture taken afterwards. If I just realized I was engaged to Pete Doherty I’d try to jump out a […]
Joe Francis tries his hand at bribery
Joe Francis is having a really bad week. First he was arrested on Tuesday for criminal contempt, then on Wednesday he was indicted for tax evasion, and now he’s being charged with bribing a jail guard and possessing prescription medications in his cell.
According to court records in Florida, Francis offered the guard $100 for a […]
Katie Holmes’ face is, uh, I don’t even know
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were eating at Mastro’s restaurant in Beverly Hills, but when they tried to leave they couldn’t get their vintage car to start in front of all the photographers. Although that doesn’t really explain the look on Katie Holmes’ face. I don’t even know what that look is. It’s not embarrassment […]