Archives for 5 April 2007
Britney Spears stains her shirt
Britney Spears was spotted at Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse in Beverly Hills yesterday night, and somehow stained her shirt. And, yeah, her shirt is sort of see-through and she isn’t wearing a bra, but I’m not willing to do the kind of squinting necessary to see her nipple. Ten years ago maybe, but now it’d […]
Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler don’t have a sex tape
There’s been reports going around that Lauren Conrad (some chick from The Hills) has a sex tape with ex-boyfriend Jason Wahler (some dude from The Hills), and that he’s been trying to sell it before he’s sent off to jail. However, Lauren is denying the existence of the tape and said in a statement:
“There is […]
John Travolta Stayin’ Alive
John Travolta was forced to make an emergency landing at Shannon Airport, Ireland, when his private Boeing 707 jet was grounded due to ‘technical difficulties’.
The 53-year-old actor was flying himself from Germany, where he had been promoting his new film ‘Wild Hogs’, was shaken, although he still managed to hire another plane and continue to […]
“The Simpleton Life” Links
- The Simpleton Life, starring Paris and Nicole [Gallery of the Absurd]
- Pete Doherty says he’s gonna pierce his penis. Watch out ladies [Agent Bedhead]
- Katie Holmes in bell bottoms [PopSugar]
- Justin Timberlake had his bare butt edited out of the sex scenes in Black Snake Moan [Socialite’s Life]
- Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal really […]
Wasted Lindsay Lohan refused to wear clothes for photo shoot (update: pic)
British magazine Pop, which famously featured Courtney Love in various semi-nude poses (link NSFW) in its Winter, 2006 edition had no trouble convincing Lindsay Lohan, who showed up blitzed out of her mind to a photoshoot, to get her kit off. The 20 year-old raspy-voiced starlet insisted on going topless for the shoot, but she […]
Jennifer “don’t call me J.Lo” Lopez is going down fast
Jennifer Lopez’s new Spanish-language album, “Como Ama Una Mujer,” is tanking in the sales rankings. It has sold less than 50,000 copies since it was released over a week ago and is at number 10 on the charts behind a collection of Elton John’s greatest hits.
What’s more is that her movie career is […]
Uma Thurman has extremely saggy boobs
Uma Thurman was spotted in the Caribbean with very large and very saggy breasts. I just can’t figure out if I’m supposed to be turned on or grossed out. It’s like watching lesbians, only one of them has a mustache. And an eyepatch. And, according to my description, a part-time job as a pirate.
A […]
“Girls Gone Wild” Head Facing Jail Time
Celebrity shagger (if Paris Hilton counts as a “celebrity”) and head of “Girls Gone Wild” Joe Francis has been ordered back to prison to serve time for contempt of court, after narrowly avoiding jail a few days ago.
Francis was originally going to serve time for contempt of court last week after shouting obscenities and […]
The tabloids are brutal to Angelina this week - because she denied them pics?
Page Six is reporting that there’s a good reason why all the tabloids are running stories about how Angelina and Brad’s relationship is in trouble now that she’s adopting with abandon and jetting around for her career. Angelina bypassed all the rags and went straight to People with the exclusive photos of newly-adopted Pax.
The Post […]
Sanjaya Malakar’s sister naked with guitar
I don’t watch American Idol, but I think I’ve figured out why Sanjaya still hasn’t been voted off. It’s because his sister poses naked with guitars. Plus she used to work for Hooters. Ta-daa, science!
Britney Spears hooked up with yet another musician in rehab
Singer Howie Day’s publicist was more than willing to tell Page Six that he was the bloke seen playing tennis with the bald mother of two at the high priced Promises rehab facility. The British rags were quick to claim that Britney was seen romping and groping in the bushes with her tennis partner that […]
Hayden Panettiere isn’t Lindsay Lohan
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Hayden Panettiere (the cheerleader from Heroes) got pissed after she was mistaken for Lindsay Lohan Tuesday night while leaving L’Scorpion in Hollywood. A confused onlooker across the street shouted, “Give ‘em hell Lindsay!” and Hayden screamed back, “Don’t ever call me that again!”
I guess being confused with Lindsay Lohan is pretty much the ultimate insult […]