Archives for 4 April 2007
Paris Hilton takes herself too seriously
Paris Hilton was in an MTV comedy sketch about getting pulled over for a DUI, but last week her lawyers threatened to sue the network if they don’t pull it from tomorrow’s episode of “ShortCircuitz.”
In the sketch - which was included on a copy of the show sent to TV critics last week […]
John Travolta makes emergency landing
John Travolta made an emergency landing in his private Boeing 707 after it experienced engine problems. He was flying by himself from Germany to New York after a TV appearance when he had to make an emergecny landing at Shannon Airport in Ireland. A source says:
“If he hadn’t made it to Shannon, it could have […]
Halle Berry makes out with the ground
Halle Berry received her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday and decided she’d try to make love to it. Sure, when she does it everybody takes pictures and applauds, but when I do it suddenly the police are involved and I have to “put my pants back on” and “stop […]
Britney Spears gives K-Fed way more than $1 million
While hammering out the details of their divorce, Star magazine reports Britney Spears said to Kevin Federline: “You’re the biggest mistake I’ve ever made, but thank you for my babies.” Star is also reporting that K-Fed is going to get $13 million in the divorce, way more than the $1 million sum that was […]
Ron Jeremy grabs boobies
Ron Jeremy could face battery charges after a woman filed a police report saying he grabbed her boob and signed it without her permission. The woman asked Ron for an autograph at the Exotica porn convention in Miami Beach, and he allegedly “reached towards the victim and stuck his hands under victim’s blouse. [He then] […]
Anticlown Media Update
The Bourne Ultimatum One-Sheet
There’s only one thing I look for in a movie poster, and that’s the back of Matt Damon’s head.
Transformers Fighting/Squatting
The only thing hotter than lesbians is giant transforming robots fighting it out.
8-bit Tie
Finally a tie for the profesionnal geek.