Archives for 2 April 2007
Fergie was a lesbian sex maniac
Fergie says she rebelled against her Catholic upbringing and went on a wild sex and drugs spree when she turned 18. She says:
“I have had lesbian experiences in the past. I won’t say how many men I’ve had sex with - but I am a very sexual person. When I was going through my […]
Avril Lavigne thinks Britney Spears is weak
Avril Lavigne says Britney Spears can’t blame the media for her meltdown because all celebrities have to deal with the fame that comes with their success and it was her own fault for being so weak. She says:
“What’s happened to Britney is all down to who she is as a person. If you want […]
“Gillian Anderson refuses to do X-Files sequel” Links
- There’s going to be an X-Files movie sequel, but Gillian Anderson has opted out and Julianne Moore is in talks to star. Damnit, bring back Scully! It’s not like Anderson’s career has taken off. [Agent Bedhead]
- Maybe News of the World really did contact Pax’s mom, because US Weekly had a bunch of quotes […]
Britney is staying out of the clubs
Unlike Lindsay Lohan’s first few days of precious maybe-sobriety, Britney Spears is following the program and staying out of the clubs. She’s been seen out at hip hop dance lessons, having dinner with her friends, and this weekend she celebrated her divorce settlement by going to two Lakers games on Saturday and Sunday night. In […]
Tara Reid’s bikini almost fits
Tara Reid was spotted in Acapulco over the weekend putting her bikini top to the test. She and Courtney Love should have some sort of contest to determine once and for all who has the most disgusting body on the planet. Tara Reid’s looks like something a blind person would sculpt out of clay if […]
Paris Hilton has an amazing bra
Paris Hilton showed up to Parc in Hollywood over the weekend still wearing her amazing pushup bra. It shouldn’t even be called a bra anymore. More like a unicorn. Or a leprechaun. Although those imply fantasy, whereas this magic is very very real. This thing makes David Copperfield look like that guy who swallows […]
Courtney Love has stomach problems
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Courtney Love was spotted in a bikini in Maui over the weekend, although I’m surprised the cameras managed to capture her image instead of just exploding on sight. It’s not often you see somebody that makes Tara Reid’s stomach look healthy. Her plastic surgeon must’ve gotten confused, and instead of liposuctioning out her […]