Archives for April 2007
PETA raises a stink over free-range lambs on the Beckham estate
I have to cover this story, because as I was reading it I was actually eating lamb and I saw it as a sign. It was left over from dinner last night.
So chef Gordon Ramsay asked the Beckhams if his lambs could graze on their land because he felt his garden was too small […]
Snoop Dogg Doesn’t Get Out Of Bed For Less Than An X-Box A Day
For a man who grew up in Compton and has Dogg as a surname, I think he’s acting like a bitch.
Snoop Dogg refused to go onstage until someone got him a X Box to play with at a charity concert for UNICEF. This is after he was paid $150,000 to perform, and insisted they […]
Celebrities and Musicians on Sesame Street
Plenty of celebrities have appeared on long-running PBS children’s television show Sesame Street. Answers.com has an extensive list of celebrities, musicians, sports stars, and political figures that have been on the show since it first aired in 1969.
Johnny Cash sang duets with Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch in two separate appearances. There was […]
Is the President’s Marriage In Trouble?
Yes, you read the title right– I didn’t think I would be writing about this on this site, either.
Ted Casablanca from E! Online–one of my fave gossip columnists (he’s flamboyant and usually right, unlike some other gay gossip blogger who is usually so wrong) has got a major scoop on the state of the Bush’s […]
Akon Completely Loses It
Akon completely lost his rag in a concert he gave in Trinidad last Thursday night. He dry humped a fourteen year old girl on stage like a rabbit on crack, as well as conned ladies into dancing like video ho’s onstage for a pretend trip to Africa.
Coming from the man who sings […]
Katie Is Trying To Reconnect To Her Past
Katie is trying to slowly pry herself away from her hubby Tom Cruise’s clutches by calling old friends and going back to her Catholic faith. Two words: ABOUT TIME.
The original article is apparently from Life & Style, but MSNBC have covered it so I’ll just give the excerpts:
The mag reports that Holmes is reconnecting […]
Lindsay Lohan’s “hacked” myspace, gmail and blackberry messages
There’s a story on popular celebrity aggregate gossip site Oh No They Didn’t that someone “hacked” Lindsay Lohan’s supposed myspace, Gmail, and Blackberry accounts and is planning on releasing a website containing all her messages and comments. ONTD has the sketchy background story and screencaps from the hacked myspace, included here:
the hacker said there’s more […]
“Paris Hilton’s magic bra” Links
- Paris Hilton is showing her friends her new boobs are not fake by flashing them. She is said to have a magic bra [The Blemish]
- Paris Hilton confused my city with Zurich [Celebslam]
- Jessica Simpson wears a denim diaper [DListed]
- Cute pictures of Johnny Depp and his family. His daughter has recovered from […]
Angelina’s Crazy Knife Sex
Before I start this article–mom turn your head away now.
When I want to spice up my sex life I’ll usually go to buy a nice little negligee, or maybe a video or a toy (I will also be practicing the techniques that Cele|bitchy put out earlier today–who says gossip blogs can’t be educational?). In […]
Daniel Craig naked real full monty nude pics NSFW or under 18 oh yeah
So yesterday we posted those suspicious David Beckham nude pictures that were probably Photoshopped, and then I came across these real pictures of new gritty Bond hottie Daniel Craig fully nude. He needs some manscaping, and his manhood isn’t an “absolute monster” as Dame Judi Dench suggested, but I would hit it and serve him […]
Jenna Jameson weighed 92 pounds
Jenna Jameson says she’s trying to gain back the weight she’s lost and at her lowest point she weighed just 92 pounds. She says:
“I got pretty skinny for a little bit. My lightest was about 92 pounds. I ate today!” Then on her way home, one of Jenna’s friends handed her a corndog, to […]
Paris Hilton losing her mind to Firecrotch
Paris Hilton is apparently losing her mind. She arrived alone at Les Deux a week ago Friday and met up with her sister Nicky, but as she was leaving she started chanting “Firecrotch” to herself. A source says:
“But as Paris was about to leave, she started saying ‘firecrotch’ to herself - but loudly - so […]
“Brad Pitt calls Angelina Jolie ‘Supergirl’” Links
- Brad Pitt says Angelina is like Supergirl [DListed]
- Pictures of Brad Pitt picking up an ice cream cake while holding Zahara and wearing a ratty old t-shirt [PopSugar]
- Richard Gere committed a major social faux pas by kissing Shilpa Shetty at an AIDS awareness event in India [Best Week Ever]
- Jessica Alba leaving the […]
At least 30 were killed at Virginia Tech
There are at least 29 dead at Virginia Tech after a lone gunman opened fire this morning. The shooter has committed suicide is now dead. It is unclear whether he committed suicide or was shot himself. It is the deadliest school shooting in US history. Our thoughts go out to the friends and family of […]
Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee hit the beach again
Pamela Anderson was spotted in her bikini at the beach with Tommy Lee again over the weekend. Which might have been more interesting if anybody cared about Pamela Anderson. At least her boobs still look like tumors. My number one complaint of boobs has always been that that they don’t have enough extra lumps […]
Hot career rivalry between Leonardo DiCaprio and aging Brad Pitt
32 year-old Leonardo DiCaprio is getting highly-coveted meaty roles that aging 43 year-old Brad Pitt would love to have. They both were trying to get the film rights to true-life story The Wolf of Wall Street about financier Bernard Mannes Baruch’s amazing career as a self-made Wall St. baron at the turn of the 20th […]
Britney Spears’ message to the public
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Do I detect a hint of sarcasm? Maybe just a smidgen? I know this is her trying to be clever, but she just comes off sounding like an idiot. Being clever only works if you have a brain, and not a cartoon drawing of a turtle where your brain should be.
Bruce and Demi’s Daughter Tallulah Is Changing Her Name
I would have hated to have had Bruce and Demi as my parents. Who looks at their precious little girl when they are born and says “I know! Let me call my daughter the most imaginable name I can think of, a name other children can’t possibly make fun of at her school […]
Charlie Sheen settles lawsuit with woman who says she’s the real “Rose”
Charlie Sheen has settled a lawsuit against him by a woman who claims the wacky neighbor and sometimes stalker Rose on his popular “Two and a Half Men” show on CBS was based on her.
Ursula Auburn sued Sheen in April 2006, claiming the “wacky neighbor and female stalker Rose” on the show was based […]
Lindsay Lohan Is A Liar
An Open Letter to Lindsay Lohan, from Jessie
Dear Lindsay,
In the last year or so, your career and personal life have taken a bit of a nosedive to put it mildly, and a lot of negative adjectives now come to the public’s mind when people mention your name. Drama queen. Mess. Rehab. […]