Archives for 19 March 2007
Anna Nicole Smith Story to be Portrayed on Law and Order: Criminal Intent
We all knew this was going to happen eventually. In classic “ripped from the headlines” fashion, the story of Anna Nicole’s murder is going to be portrayed in an upcoming episode of Law and Order: Criminal Intent. Kristy Swanson is slated to portray Anna Nicole Smith and Jon Lovitz is slated to portray the […]
Lindsay Lohan forgets to button her shirt
Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving her New York hotel without a bra on and forgetting to button her shirt. And by forget I mean the opposite of forget. She’s completely run out of ideas to stay in the public eye. She’s already showed off every part of her body so now she’s resorting to […]
“The Urban Satchel” Links
- The Urban Satchel: The Worlds Most Expensive Handbag [Gallery of the Absurd]
- There’s a way Photoshopped picture of Paris Hilton supposedly grabbing CeeLo from Gnarl’s Barkley’s big manhood. The head is at a weird angle and looks too big for the body and the woman has really long fake nails that aren’t Paris’ style […]
Fergie is very feminine
Is Josh Duhamel seriously still dating this thing? It’s got the coloring of an Oompa Loompa and the facial structure of a Samoan sumo wrestler. She looks like if she stared at you long enough she could actually turn you into stone. Or at the very least make you start crying.
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Search the Web under the watchful stoned eyes of K-Fed
In case your Google, MSN, or Yahoo! search experience was too straightforward and lacked a certain psuedo-celebrity factor, you can now search the web under the watchful stoned eyes of Kevin Federline. Some web company capitalizing on people spelling the famous ISP Prodigy wrong, Prodige, has offered up a kind of iWon.com dumb business model […]
Kirsten Dunst and Johnny Borrell get it on
If you’ve ever wondered what kind of person Kirsten Dunst’s beauty can attract, here he is. This is Johnny Borrell of the indie band Razorlight. The two met up after Kirsten went to one of Razorlight’s gigs in LA on Firday, and last night the two were seen cuddling and kissing as they watched a […]
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie reshoot reality
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Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were spotted reshooting a scene for The Simple Life because everybody knows reality requires careful scripting and multiple takes.
Moments before the scene, the “Simple Life” crew briefed the band of photogs waiting outside Hilton’s home, telling them exactly what the two starlets would be doing in the next take. When […]
Rose McGowan almost lost her eye
Rose McGowan was in a car accident a few weeks ago and the accident pushed her glasses into her face, slicing into it. She was scared of scarring but found an excellent plastic surgeon. She says:
“I didn’t realize I was hurt until I put my hand to my face and felt the flap of skin. […]
First sort-of picture of Angelina holding Pax
Angelina Jolie flew from Ho Chi Minh City, where she first picked up three and a half year-old Pax Thien at the Tam Binh orphanage, to the Vietnamese capital of Hanoi today, where she will obtain a Visa for the boy. She was said to be visiting the US Embassy on Friday to secure a […]
Tara Reid to open her own fast-food restaurant
Tara Reid is starting up her own fast-food joint called Ketchup and plans to open it in Los Angeles on March 31. She says:
“You probably won’t see me behind the cash register, but I’ll definitely be in the kitchen making sure everything is done right.”
I know she has some experience in the restaurant business (she’s […]
Uma Thurman is single again
Not that anybody cares, but Uma Thurman and hotelier Andre Balazs have ended their three-year, on-again, off-again, relationship. Exciting news, isn’t it? Did you wet your pants? Because I know I did. It’s almost as exciting as watching competitive fishing. And NASCAR. At the same time.
And because it makes total sense, I included a shot […]
The story behind Rose McGowan’s droopy eye(s)
Everyone was speculating that defiant kind of drugged-out looking Rose McGowan had some sort of botched plastic surgery when she showed up at several events with an extra bit of hanging skin beneath her eyes. It turns out she has an excuse that should make us feel as bad as The Bastardly did for getting […]
Melanie B’s stripper baby shower
Ex Spice Girl and jilted lover Melanie B, aka Scary Spice, had a baby shower at a Beverly Hills Hotel that looked more like bachelorette party. Strippers entertained the guests and heavily pregnant Mel was seen sipping champagne.
One can hardly blame her for wanting to uh, party all the time. Eddie Murphy dumped her […]
The water in Lohan’s bottle is not looking so clear
Lindsay Lohan was spotted out in New York yesterday in what would have been a cute outfit if she bothered to wear a skirt or pants. She paired a long turquoise cardigan with a shimmery black gathered leotard reminiscent of one of her Halloween costumes and black tights which didn’t hold up for her throughout […]
Producer says Christina Aguilera slept around, ended up w/ his assistant Jordan
Atlanta producer Dallas Austin made headlines last year when he spent over a month in a Dubai prison after being caught at the airport with just over a gram of cocaine by authorities. He was sprung from what could have been a four year’s sentence with help from senator Orrin Hatch and singer Lionel […]