Archives for 16 March 2007
Eva Longoria is a lawn gnome
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Either Marcia Cross is a giant and drives around in custom-built giant cars, or Eva Longoria is, by my scientific calculations, two and a half feet tall. It looks like they used special effects on her or something. Like they’re shooting a new Lord of the Rings movie and she’s playing Gnomey, the […]
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie to counsel fat kids
A rep for E! has confirmed that Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton are going to be counseling overweight campers on the new season of The Simple Life.
“They are going to be camp counselors at one camp in the Southern California Mountains,” says an E! spokesperson. “The camp has five different themes. Each week will […]
Ryan Seacrest is almost too straight
I’m not saying Ryan Seacrest is gay, but come on, this is just too much. Who goes jogging like that? And why is he putting on a little butt-grabbing show for his jogging buddy? I’m sure there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for all this, but he’d look more straight if he was posing with an […]
Eva Longoria is sportier than Mischa Barton
Eva Longoria has replaced Mischa Barton as the new face of Bebe Sport, because at least Eva pretends to work out as opposed to smoking pot all day. And for some reason they celebrated the announcement with Eva Longoria’s birthday. She cleans up real nice, but she looks more than a little insane here. I’d […]
Carmen Electra and Alison Sweeny still can’t walk
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If you saw these photos and wished with all your might there was video, your prayers have been answered. Here’s the video of Carmen Electra and Alison Sweeny forgetting how to walk at Max Factor’s Clothes Off Our Back charity event. And here’s the video of me forgetting how to satisfy the needs of a […]
Tara Reid forgets her bra
Tara Reid was spotted shopping in Beverly Hills over the weekend without her bra on in a see through shirt. And what planet does Tara Reid think she’s on that it would possibly be okay for her to go out without a bra? She has monster implants from hell. The only top she could wear […]
Lindsay Lohan was totally cured in rehab
Lindsay Lohan has apparently been out partying and drinking every single night since she arrived in New York last week.
The newly blond starlet was with Jude Law at The Box both Friday and Saturday nights, where spies said she was “drinking champagne and dancing with four Lindsay look-alikes.” She also partied at Stereo last […]