Archives for 5 March 2007
Kirsten Dunst gets molested by friend
Not sure what to make of these. Yeah, Kirsten Dunst is in a bikini getting her boobs molested by her friend, but that’s about as exciting as hearing the fat lady who works at the gas station made a sex tape. If you’ve got a penis he probably looked up, shrugged, and then went […]
Christina Aguilera wears really tight dresses
Christina Aguilera performed at the Mandalay Bay in Vegas over the weekend and showed up to the afterparty at Pure wearing a dress so tight any underwear she might’ve been wearing probably fused to her body. I also suspect she had her nipples shaved off, since that’s the only explanation for why they’re not showing […]
Evangeline Lilly makes penises feel funny
Dominic Monaghan was spotted rubbing his balls while taking a walk with Evangeline Lilly in Hawaii. Although I don’t know how flattered she should be, since he looks like he’d try to have sex with a lawn gnome. And who knows, if he wears heels he might even be as tall as one.
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Josh Hartnett sort of beats people up
Josh Hartnett was involved in a bar fight last month in New York and his rep was spinning it that he was standing up for a woman’s honor. But now witnesses have come forward saying it was basically his entourage kicking some guy’s ass while he stood around watching:
“Hartnett was with a group of very […]