Archives for March 2007
Jenna Jameson has vagina surgery
Jenna Jameson is reportedly pissing off producers who want to turn her book, “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star,” into a movie because she keeps missing meetings. Although it’s allegedly because she got plastic surgery on her vagina and she isn’t happy with it. A source says:
“She underwent a vaginoplasty at a […]
Paris Hilton violates probation, faces jail time
Paris Hilton may face a three-month prison sentence for violating her probation by driving with a suspended license. On Tuesday she was pulled over in her car by police in Los Angeles, and a spokeperson for the prosecutor says:
“We are confident that we have sufficient evidence that her license was suspended at the time […]
“Who isn’t Jude Law f’ing?” Links
- Who isn’t Jude Law f’ing? [Best Week Ever]
- Kelly Clarkson got a sunburn, has more room for it [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Scarlet Johansson GQ outtakes - 50 photos [Totally Crap]
- More Courtney Love bikini pictures. In yet a different bikini [Egotastic]
- A live webcam of mold growing on cheese is surprisingly popular [Agent Bedhead]
- […]
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline reach a settlement
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline had a five hour meeting yesterday and finally reached a settlement in their divorce. K-Fed will only get $1 million after the airtight pre-nup drafted by Britney’s lawyer and the two will have joint custody of the kids, sharing physical custody 50/50. Although $1 million still sounds like way too […]
Pony Hawk Eats Sanjaya and Ryan Seacrest Head First
Yes the Pony Hawk — it’s the hairstyle craze sweeping the airwaves … and more specifically the American Idol stage. It ate the smiling bobble head of young Sanjaya Malakar and Ryan Seacrest followed shortly after. ‘
One assumes Seacrest was, in part, trying to erase the uncomfortable memory of last week’s Simon […]
Kate Moss Chooses Tranny Doherty as Model for her new Clothing Line
Kate Moss …finally acknowledged as too ferret faced and nicotine stained to model even for her own clothes’ line (at Top Shop) …has chosen her representative muse – model Irinia Lazareanu. Tranny Doherty … like Shannon Doherty but without the wonky eye.
Has she gone for a younger version of the Mossy old charms, scrubbed […]
If you want the rights to the O.J. book, come with a briefcase full of cash
There’s going to be an auction for the rights of O.J. Simpson’s murder confession book, If I did it, with the proceeds to benefit the victim’s family. O.J. was acquitted of criminal charges in the 1994 murder of his estranged wife and her friend, Ron Goldman. O.J. was found guilty in a civil trial, though, […]
Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams might be doing fine despite breakup rumors
I was all ready to report that Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams had called it quits again, at least according to the ever-trustworthy Life & Style, but Just Jared just posted pictures of the Ryan at the airport with Rachel’s sister and her boyfriend. If Ryan is having trouble with Rachel, why would he be […]
More photos of fug pregnant-looking Aubrey O’Day
Media Take Out was calling Danity Kane’s Aubrey O’Day pregnant after she was seen out looking like she had aged 10 years and put on 20 pounds. The transformation is not quite as striking in other pictures taken at the same event, but she definitely put on some weight and it’s more than just a […]
Paula Abdul is pulling out her hair
Slurry American Idol judge Paula Abdul is said to have a nervous tic that causes her to pull out her hair. She’s been tugging at it and leaving bald areas on her scalp.
The troubled star is so anxious over the show’s frantic pace she’s developed a nervous habit of tugging at her long locks, which […]
Howard K. Stern delays all the legal proceedings possible
Lawyer Howard K. Stern has delayed the inquest into the suspicious death of the son of his lover, recently-deceased Anna Nicole Smith. He claims that it’s impossible to get a jury that doesn’t know the story and have pre-conceived notions about it, considering the widespread press coverage. The investigation will be put on hold for […]
K-Fed to walk away with just a million, poor thing (update)
Despite earlier reports that probably originated in the British press that K-Fed was going to walk away from his failed marriage to Britney Spears with a comfortable $17 million settlement, the chain-smoking parents have settled their divorce for considerably less. Somehow walking mess Britney had a prenup that protected her dwindling fortune, and sources say […]
Are celebrity relationship ruining your lovelife?
Yesterday there was an interesting article featured on the Yahoo! homepage from Men’s Health in which a relationship expert gives advice based on lessons we’ve learned from celebrity hookups and breakups.
Author David Zinczenko says we should be careful what we take away from the high-profile romances and breakups that we eagerly follow in the […]
Lindsay Lohan doesn’t need a bra
Flynet Pictures
Lindsay Lohan was spotted in LA without a bra on, which I guess would be a bigger deal if we haven’t already seen her vagina. The most surprising thing she could do these days would be to spell the word “adequate” correctly. I heard the other day she spelled it with a ‘p’ […]
“Jellyfish send McConaughey to the states. Shirtless pics to come” Links
- Jellyfish scare brings Matthew McConaughey back to the states. He looks like he should have gone to Amsterdam to hang with Snoop [PopSugar]
- Snoop had to cancel his tour of Britain, so he went to Amsterdam instead [Rhymes with Snitch]
- Howard K. Stern filed a motion to delay DNA testing so he can keep […]
Courtney Love lost some weight
Flynet Pictures
Courtney Love showed off her newly slimmed body in Maui, Hawaii after losing a reported 45 lbs. Although on the list of people I want to see in a bikini, Courtney Love is right up there with Queen Elizabeth II and Carl Winslow from Family Matters.
A few more of Courtney Love hitting up […]
Jane and Drew in the Rubyfruit Jungle of Lesbian Love
Putting the prat back in Pratt … and giving it a girlish twist (and even a slap and a tickle for added effect) — Jane Pratt - who really did brighten up the teen magazine landscape with her Jane magazine back in the 90s - is taking the low road with some […]
Tom Cruise attempts to maintain Stepford grip on wrigglin’ Katie
Baby madness nearly a year behind her, Katie Holmes is making the brave move to try and kickstart her career. She’s had lots of publicity … has more name recognition than ever, but not much recent work … unless towering over her leathery chimp sidekick Posh Beckham counts as work, or scribbling escape plans […]
Kim Smith is easy on the eyes
Remember Kim Smith? She was a former Guess model who also did some Victoria’s Secret modeling and appeared in a few movies like Van Wilder and Catwoman. I don’t really have a good excuse to post these pictures of her at the Meet the Robinsons premiere, I just thought you’d need something to wash […]
Natasha Lyonne still alive, still very very ugly
Natasha Lyonne (the girl from American Pie that threatened to molest a dog) showed up to the LA premiere of Grindhouse wearing what appears to be a trash bag. Although it would’ve looked better if it was over her head. Nature has not been kind to this girl. I’m starting to understand why she has […]