Archives for 26 February 2007
Jennifer Love Hewitt has amazing boobs
Jennifer Love Hewitt showed up to The Envelope Please Oscar Viewing Party looking like her boobs traveled back in time to when they were spectacular. My God, they’re mesmerizing. Godzilla could be fighting Chuck Norris in the background and I wouldn’t notice. I don’t even know what Jennifer Love Hewitt has done recently, but […]
Is the latest Brad and Angelina adoption story untrue?
Brad and Angelina may not be adopting another child from Vietnam, as was rumored recently. They did visit a Vietnamese orphanage back in November, but have not filed the paperwork to adopt another child from that specific orphange, a spokesperson says:
Contrary to other, recent reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were planning on adopting […]
Anna Nicole story winding down (update: maybe not, I could just be sick of it)
Parties are making nice in the Anna Nicole paternity suit, and this annoying story is surely on its way out of the news cycle. While Birkhead is Anna’s mother’s ally in terms of the custody of Dannielynn, he seems to have agreed with Howard that she should be put to rest in the Bahams according […]
Antonella Barba blowjob pics fake, other slutty ones are real (NSFW, but no BJ pics)
The many photos of 20 year-old Idol contestant Antonella Barba in slutty poses in various stages of undress and drunkenness just prove why that douche Joe Francis is a multi-millionaire: there are always hot vain girls willing to take off their tops, grope their friends and pose for pictures for little or no encouragement.
I […]
Katie Holmes is Going Back to Work
Katie Holmes recently told People magazine that she is “so honored” to be the mother of Tom Cruise’s baby, but she also can’t wait to get away from the Scientologists back to work.
Beginning next month, Katie is going to start work on a new film called Mad Money, where she’ll be […]
Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz share some weed
Did I miss something or is weed totally legal now? Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz were spotted in their bikinis getting high in what appears to be a public park. Although I can’t tell if that’s from the impaired judgement or because they’re just stupid as hell. They could be doing this in the […]
Puff Daddys 12 y.o. son gets lap dance
In the world of weak rhymes that is his kingdom … let the word go forth: Duff Paddy is the world’s worst Daddy
Bossip has the pics and the acidic commentary — but how much cutting commentary do you need to add to pictures of P Diddled’s twelve year old getting a lap dance? […]
“Lots more Oscar stuff” Links
- Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photos Of The Day: Oscars Edition [Agent Bedhead]
- Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes looking good at an after-Oscars party. Tom lost all that weight he gained [DListed]
- Katie Holmes is skinny, but not too skinny yet [The Skinny Website]
- The Oscars were pretty damn good last night, but why did […]
Petra Nemcova and James Blunt hate their fans
Last Friday in Los Angeles James Blunt and Petra Nemcova reportedly ran over a guy’s foot who was trying to get their autograph. According to witnesses Blunt and Nemcova then drove off without even checking to see if the injured fan was okay (he wasn’t, he was rolled away on a gurney).
I’m guessing they didn’t […]
Pink wears bikinis too
Pink was spotted at Miami beach in her bikini last week. At least I think it’s Pink. I suspect the photographer may have gotten his photos of Pink mixed up with his photos of, well, a dude. Isn’t there some unwritten rule against wearing a bikini if you look like this? She (he?) looks like […]
Jessica Biel doesn’t need a bra
Jessica Biel obviously got my memo that bras are for losers, because she showed up to the Academy Awards without one. Now I just need to figure out if she got all my other memos. Although they’re less ‘memos’ and more ‘drawings of her naked.’ I’ve found that the quickest way to a woman’s heart […]
Hugh Hefner maybe marrying Holly
Page Six claims the buzz during the Oscar parties was that Hugh Hefner is getting married before the end of the year to Holly Madison, one of his three girlfriends.
“This is very secret, but the word is ‘yes,’ ” one insider told Page Six. “Hef has decided he will marry Holly, and he wants […]
Kirsten Dunst always looks great
God, Kirsten Dunst is sexy. And I’m glad she doesn’t follow lame trends, like having straight teeth or looking pretty. Seriously though, how did she even attend the Academy Awards? Doesn’t direct sunlight burn her skin? You’d think she would’ve at least taken bat form.
79th Annual Academy Awards
It’s kind of a rule that after a big event like the 79th Annual Academy Awards I have to post pictures of people from said event. So, uh, here they are. I’ll put up some of the better ones later, but for now here’s a little sampling to hold you over. And to hold me […]