Archives for 16 February 2007
Britney Spears shaved her head completely bald
Britney Spears showed up to a California tattoo parlor Friday night with a completely shaved head as she got a new tattoo of red lips on her wrist. Jesus fucking Christ, what happened to her in rehab? I’d say she’s this close to a mental breakdown but I can’t get my fingers close enough to […]
Jennifer Lopez booed to tears
Jennifer Lopez had a screening at the Berlin Film Festival for her new movie Bordertown but started crying after the audience responded with muted applause and boos. I almost feel bad for her, except maybe this’ll stop her from making any more movies. I mean Anaconda was a masterpiece, but what are the odds she’ll […]
Niciole Richie charged with DUI
Nicole Richie was charged with a DUI today for the incident in December when she was arrested for driving the wrong way on the freeway in her SUV. The case allso alleges she had a prior misdemeanor DUI conviction in 2003 and according to Calfiornia law, if convicted of a DUI twice within 10 years […]
Britney Spears enters and exits rehab
Britney Spears checked into a rehab facility two days ago but refused to stay and checked out less than 24 hours later. The facility was located outside the country and she’s currently on her way back to Los Angeles.
Wow, a whole day of rehab. I wonder if we’ll even be able to recognize her anymore […]
Anna Nicole Smith’s will leaves nothing to Dannielynn
Anna Nicole Smith’s will has been leaked and apparently it leaves everything to her dead son Daniel. The will was written in 2001 and wasn’t updated after the birth of her daughter Dannielynn Hope. Howard K. Stern is named as the executor of her estate and there’s a clause in the document that says: “I […]
Kenny Chesney says he’s not gay when the lights are on
Kenny Chesney has finally addressed rumors that his four month marriage to Renee Zellweger ended after she woke up from her puckered stupor and realized he plays for the other team. He told Anderson Cooper that he’s not gay, but he never really used the word gay, just said he’s uh, not.
Chesney said that the […]
Kenny Chesney says he’s not gay when the lights are on
Kenny Chesney has finally addressed rumors that his four month marriage to Renee Zellweger ended after she woke up from her puckered stupor and realized he plays for the other team. He told Anderson Cooper that he’s not gay, but he never really used the word gay, just said he’s uh, not.
Chesney said that the […]
The Hoff goes drag
I was tempted to put this picture up of David Hasselhoff dressed in drag without an explanation but I figured that’d be unfair. He’s currently appearing in a Las Vegas run of The Producers. Which explains why The Hoff is wearing a dress, but not why he has a lifesize cardboard cutout of himself in […]
Jayden James Spears makes an appearance
BreatheHeavy.com has a scan from the upcoming issue of OK! Magazine that features a pretty good shot of the top half of Jayden James Spears’ face. I can’t say for sure, but Jayden James looks infinitely cuter than his older brother Sean Preston (in the circle). Although he could have scales and an extra eye […]
Anna Nicole to be prepped for final day of beauty in the dress she had made
Even if Anna Nicole Smith didn’t cause her own death, she sure was prepared for it. She was working with a seamstress to create a custom dress for her funeral, at least according to the suspicious word of her supposed lover and ex lawyer, Howard K Stern. One of Anna’s lawyers said that Howard told […]
Anna Nicole to be prepped for final day of beauty in the dress she had made
Even if Anna Nicole Smith didn’t cause her own death, she sure was prepared for it. She was working with a seamstress to create a custom dress for her funeral, at least according to the suspicious word of her supposed lover and ex lawyer, Howard K Stern. One of Anna’s lawyers said that Howard told […]
Madonna wants to be a Not Dead Gandhi
Zombie Gandhi … coming soon to a stadium near you
Also she would like to be an Un-dead John Lennon, Martin Luther King Jr. and Jesus. Satellite Radio really is changing the world not just making Howard Stern richer . These insight into Madonna’s role models, past and future, are perhaps the best example […]
Madonna wants to be a Not Dead Gandhi
Zombie Gandhi … coming soon to a stadium near you
Also she would like to be an Un-dead John Lennon, Martin Luther King Jr. and Jesus. Satellite Radio really is changing the world not just making Howard Stern richer . These insight into Madonna’s role models, past and future, are perhaps the best example […]
Austrians throw Trash At Paris Hilton
In the best move since the Sound of Music … and as a way of finally making up for Anschluss and Schwarzenegger … Austrians got together and did we what we all know needed doing. They Started chucking trash at Paris Hilton. Just publicly heaving garbage at her. Sure its coals […]
Austrians throw Trash At Paris Hilton (update: video)
In the best move since the Sound of Music … and as a way of finally making up for Anschluss and Schwarzenegger … Austrians got together and did we what we all know needed doing. They Started chucking trash at Paris Hilton. Just publicly heaving garbage at her. Sure its coals […]
VIDEO: Paris Hilton flees autograph signing
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This is the video footage of Paris Hilton getting stuff thrown at her while signing autographs in Vienna yesterday. Although it’s kind of disappointing since all they threw was little pieces of trash. If they really wanted to make a point they should’ve gone with my idea and thrown a 900 lb Grizzly Bear.
Daniel Radcliffe bares his butt
Daniel Radcliffe’s new play Equis premieres tonight in which he allegedly gets completely naked on stage for 10 minutes. So if you’re looking at the above picture and thinking to yourself “yummy” then maybe the play is for you. As is psychiatric help. Oh, and don’t thank me for the picture. Your high-pitched shrieking and […]
Foxy Brown attacks again
Rapper Foxy Brown was arrested in Florida yesterday for battery and obstruction of justice after a disturbance at a beauty supply shop. There weren’t any further details, although in a similar incident in New York last October she was sentenced to three years probation and anger management classes for assaulting two nail-salon stylists over a […]
Sports Illustrated models all at one party. The terrorists have lost.
Heterosexuality worldwide got a real boost when Ana Beatriz Barros, Veronica Varekova, Bar Refaeli, and Marisa Miller all showed up for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 2007 Launch party. Such Mega hotness in one room caused several beta males in the general area to dissolve into sad little puddles of wish fufillment.
Hollywood Tuna had the […]
Sports Illustrated models all at one party. The terrorists have lost.
Heterosexuality worldwide got a real boost when Ana Beatriz Barros, Veronica Varekova, Bar Refaeli, and Marisa Miller all showed up for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 2007 Launch party. Such Mega hotness in one room caused several beta males in the general area to dissolve into sad little puddles of wish fufillment.
Hollywood Tuna had the […]