Archives for 5 February 2007
Kelly Clarkson lookalike plus German Idol highlights
My husband and I have have been enjoying Germany’s version of Idol, Deutschland sucht den Superstar, and I was struck by how much this one chick, 18 year-old Lisa Bund, looks like Kelly Clarkson. She can sing too.
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Drama on this year’s season of DSDS includes a candidate, Nico, who tearfully reveals he’s got narcolepsy […]
Jessica Simpson is insane and possibly a man
Jessica Simpson was spotted at Hyde over the weekend still looking like a tranny but with new hair. And don’t even ask what the hell she’s doing with her face. I’m assuming the hair dye had a reaction with her brain. You know, like completely melting it. I can’t believe she used to be […]
Mischa Barton shows off her butt in tights
It’s not really an upskirt so I won’t call it that, but Mischa Barton was spotted showing off her butt in leggings. And what an unappetizing show it was. It’s like looking at my grandma in her panties. The only way these could be any less arousing is if diarrhea was pouring out the bottom.
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Kimora Lee Lesbian …
Twice the Lesbian of your average original six foot designer Kimillionairre … and at quadruple the price … and covered in bling. And Yes Virginia she will still ‘Beat a Bitch’s Ass’ … but sometimes that’s hot
Kimora Lee Simmons went lip-to-lip with a gorgeous blond woman at Cipriani Upstairs Thursday.
The mystery kisser, […]
Fly The Jagger Skies
Mick and Bianca Spawn - Jade Jagger – terrorized fellow first class passengers last week – who then gleefully got their own back by spilling bitchy details to Page Six:
Jade was escorted onto the plane as ‘a guest of Richard Branson’s.’ She looked as though she hadn’t combed her hair or showered in weeks and […]
Prince Harry Taking off All His Clothes Online
The News of the World reports Red Prince Harry’s online romancing complete with secret nicknames, internet trends and getting’ buck nekkid
BESOTTED Prince Harry has confessed his love for Chelsy Davy – on a website used by millions.
The prince posts intimate messages on Facebook, a new MySpace-style social network, to keep in touch with Chelsy. […]
Jennifer Lopez gets humped by Marc Anthony on stage
Christ, when I first saw these photos I thought JLo was being attacked by a zombie. But turns out it was just Marc Anthony trying to force himself onto her at Ocean Drive’s Super Bowl XLI gala. Isn’t there a point where whatever drugs you’ve been tricked into taking wear off and you realize […]
Britney Spears keeps her tags on
Britney Spears flew from Vegas to New York last week to attend New York Fashion Week, and apparently had plans to return her dress to Wal-Mart because she was photographed with the tag still attached. Which is especially embarrassing considering it was at Fashion Week. She might as well have written ‘Gucci’ in permanent marker […]
When Fatty met Sally
Human inflatable tube Matthew Perry is dating injectible lips accident Meg Ryan at least possibly so according to Ananova.com
The word on the street is that Matthew Perry has been making rather a few trips to Meg Ryan’s LA homestead.
And it has been reported that they have also been out for a candlelit dinner for two.
Hmm…
Now, […]
Andy Dick tries to molest Ivanka Trump
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Andy Dick was dragged off Jimmy Kimmel Live last week after he kept touching Ivanka Trump. It’s especially pathetic because you know this is him trying to prove he’s straight. Only he has no idea how to be straight, so this is what he learned from a book. Probably the same one Tom Cruise read.
Brandy got dumped the morning of her accident
Brandy didn’t have drugs or alcohol in her system the day she caused a fatal car accident, but she may have been heartbroken and distraught. The National Enquirer claims that she was dumped for good that morning by her on-off boyfriend and onetime fiance, Knicks forward guard Quentin Richardson, and that she was seen crying […]
Is Naomi Watts finally pregnant?
I was calling Naomi Watts pregnant after last year’s Oscars so it’s hard to tell with her, but reader Millie pointed out to me that she’s wearing loose dresses lately and that her boobs are getting big. Things seem to be going well with her boyfriend Liev Schreiber, and Naomi has made no secret of […]
Britney wears her undies on the outside
Britney Spears mistook a control undergarment for a dress at fashion week in NY. At least she’s wearing underwear, even if it’s on the outside. She attended the Baby Phat show, and was seen out with her bored-looking manager admiring all the creative ways Kimora Lee Simmons manages to flaunt her love of fur and […]
Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are moving in together
Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have been all over the place lately during his tour in Florida. Now a supposed insider says that John is moving in together to Jessica’s house in L.A. this spring.
“She joined the first leg of John’s winter tour,” disclosed the friend.
“The turned his first dates in Florida into a […]
Mena Suvari just wants you to pay attention to her
Mena Suvari is not getting enough attention in her one-third-life crisis. In the spring of 2005 she dumped her 17 year-older German husband after five years of marriage, and has been shacking up with a younger breakdancer. She took off her top at the beach a couple of weeks ago - in Florida, not France […]