Archives for February 2007
Lindsay Lohan has a really shapely butt
Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Sheila Kelley’s S Factor studio in LA taking striptease and pole dancing lessons to prepare for an upcoming movie role. And to help get in the mood she apparently put on her mom’s jeans or something. I mean look at those things. It’s not like she has a spectacular […]
Victoria Beckham goes blonde
I don’t know how this is news, but Victoria Beckham bleached her hair blonde yesterday. Whee. Now all she needs to fit in with the rest of Los Angeles are implants and a fake tan is a hat that says “I’m from L.A.” and she’ll be set.
NOTE: If she’s serious about getting skinny […]
Matthew McConaughey cleans up good
Jesus Christ, what happened to Matthew McConaughey? I’m used to seeing him looking like the Wolf Man, so when he shows up like this it boggles the mind. How did he go from being part dog to making me feel all confused and tingly inside? Must…find…cure.
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Britney Spears borrows bikinis
Us Weekly has an account of Britney Spears hanging out with two strangers and borrowing their bikini before she checked into rehab for the second time. She allegedly showed up at the Mondrian hotel with a newly bald head but was denied a room due to lack of credit cards or cash. By 11am she […]
Tori Spelling still super huge and pregnant
Welcome to Boner City. Population: Me.
A few more shots of Tori Spelling looking mighty tasty after the jump.
Paris Hilton drives on suspended license, gets towed
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Paris Hilton was returning from the Virgin Megastore in West Hollywood last night when she was pulled over in her $200,000 Bentley for speeding and driving without her headlights on. When the LAPD checked her license they found it was still suspended from the DUI she got last year so they towed her […]
Andre Leon Talley Hates on Jennifer Hudson
He just cannot stand to see that young woman do too well … it rubs something in his tortured half-soul the wrong way. Liz Smith gives us the big hearted Texan breakdown:
Jennifer Hudson, did win big - but lost big, too, because of the much ridiculed metallic bolero Andre Leon Talley made […]
George Michael Addicted to the Weed
He loves it.
He wishes he never got involved with it.
He damn well ain’t gonna give it up
… is George Michael talking about:
A) Toilet Sex
B) Andrew Ridgely
C) Toilet Sex with Andrew Ridgely
D) Da Chronic
The Answer to these and more of your questions on the his creative process are in an exclusive interview with Corrine Barraclough in The News […]
Justin Timberlake duped into thinking he’d won best pop album Grammy
Justin Timberlake lost out on best pop vocal album at the Grammy’s this year to John Mayer. He did take home two awards for Best Rap/Sung Collaboration for My Love featuring T.I. and Best Dance Recording for Sexy Back. He was also nominated in the album of the year category, which went to the Dixie […]
Jenna Jameson looks like beef jerky
Jenna Jameson showed up to the 17th Annual Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Gala with Tito Ortiz looking like a, uh, this thing. I have no idea how these two even got in. Even if they were famous enough, you’d think the guy at the door would’ve stopped them and said, “Nuh uh. No […]
Madonna won’t let Lourdes date till shes 18
I am rather in favor of Madonna’s self-consciously strict and old fashioned regimen for raising kids. It’s the flip side of rebel … and seems appropriate for living in the UK with its grand tradition of young radicals who turn into old fogies
Madonna once confessed that she’s the disciplinarian in the family, […]
Victoria Beckham to star in NBC reality show
There have been rumors of a Victoria and David Beckham reality show or some time, and it looks like it’s finally going to happen. Victoria Beckham has signed a $19.6 million deal with NBC for a reality series. It will chronicle her move from Britain to LA and will have her as the focal point. […]
Paris Hilton kicks out Baby Luv
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Paris Hilton has apparently gotten rid of her pet kinkajou, Baby Luv, because it kept scratching and biting her. Paris was trying to pose for pictures with the kinkajou on her shoulder at an event for Beverly Hill Choppers, but Baby Luv kept clawing and biting her until a handler finally grabbed the animal and […]
Naomi Campbell MTV Reality Show: Pimp My PA
Unable to bend the time space contiunuum and feed actual Christians to actual Lions in a well lit, live broadcast coliseum MTV has decided to go for the next best thing in reality programming. Female First has the skinny:
Supermodel Naomi Campbell is to star in an MTV reality show which shows her searching for a […]
John Waters Till Death Us Do Part Series
John Waters thinks marriage is murder literally — ain’t that just like a Confirmed Bachelor –from Baltimore no less. Now he and his most excellently sleazy pencil moustache are on a mission. They will snarkily undermine marriage and ruin the nation in their sarcastic wake.
Not content to push his radical anti-segregation and pro-fat-girls-dancing agenda […]
Vanity Fair Oscar party picture post
The stars were out in force at the Vanity Fair Oscar party Sunday night. Here are pictures of the stars on the red carpet outside. PopSugar has all the pictures from inside the bash.
Natalie Portman. She is always cute, but I don’t like her odd little bow dress or that bleeding blue eyeshadow.
Sad, unshaven […]
Jennifer Love Hewitt has amazing boobs
Jennifer Love Hewitt showed up to The Envelope Please Oscar Viewing Party looking like her boobs traveled back in time to when they were spectacular. My God, they’re mesmerizing. Godzilla could be fighting Chuck Norris in the background and I wouldn’t notice. I don’t even know what Jennifer Love Hewitt has done recently, but […]
Is the latest Brad and Angelina adoption story untrue?
Brad and Angelina may not be adopting another child from Vietnam, as was rumored recently. They did visit a Vietnamese orphanage back in November, but have not filed the paperwork to adopt another child from that specific orphange, a spokesperson says:
Contrary to other, recent reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were planning on adopting […]
Anna Nicole story winding down (update: maybe not, I could just be sick of it)
Parties are making nice in the Anna Nicole paternity suit, and this annoying story is surely on its way out of the news cycle. While Birkhead is Anna’s mother’s ally in terms of the custody of Dannielynn, he seems to have agreed with Howard that she should be put to rest in the Bahams according […]
Antonella Barba blowjob pics fake, other slutty ones are real (NSFW, but no BJ pics)
The many photos of 20 year-old Idol contestant Antonella Barba in slutty poses in various stages of undress and drunkenness just prove why that douche Joe Francis is a multi-millionaire: there are always hot vain girls willing to take off their tops, grope their friends and pose for pictures for little or no encouragement.
I […]