Archives for November 2006
Britney Spears auctions off her writing
On December 4, Christie’s is going to auction off a page from Britney Spears’ junior high school notebook featuring a “handwritten review of Rex Warner’s translation of Sophocles’ story Antigone, written in black ballpoint pen on either side of the page, Britney’s review annotated by her teacher with corrections to her spelling and comments including […]
Kelly Brook chillin’ on the Beach
Kelly Brook doesn’t have to really do much to make it fun to watch her… especially when she’s doing whatever that is in a bikini. Which apparently is the outfit of her choice since i’m pretty sure all of my Kelly Brook posts are of her in a skimpy bikini. Which obviously is a very […]
Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock divorce
Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock have decided to split after less than four months of marriage. Both filed divorce papers citing “irreconcilable differences” although Pamela lists the date of separation as November 21 and Kid Rock lists the date of separation as November 26. Pamela writes on her online diary:
11/27/2006
Divorce
Yes, it’s true.
Unfortunately impossible.
This is only […]
Paris Hilton grabs some Britney Tittay!
Okay, i promise this will be my last P & B post for a little while… i just thought Paris grabbing a handful of Britney’s tits was an interesting sight. Here’s my theory, Brit and Paris are so sick of dating complete douchebags that they’ve decided to just go dyke… and all these drunken night […]
Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears complete unholy trinity
Last night Lindsay Lohan claimed Paris Hilton hit her in the arm with a drink while they were at a friend’s house, saying:
“This is a video that Paris Hilton - and I’m saying this on tape - she hit me last night, for no reason apparently, at my friend’s house and I didn’t know she’d […]
Lindsay Lohan desperate for attention
Lindsay Lohan is reportedly pissed because while shopping at Madison over the weekend a swarm of paparazzi suddenly ditched her to chase after Britney Spears and Paris Hilton as they drove by. And to get back at them she allegedly followed them around blasting K-Fed’s new album.
“All the photographers just took off running after […]
Britney Spears forgets her panties
Remember when Britney Spears flashed her underwear at Teddy’s on Wednesday? Well turns out that wasn’t classy enough, so she decided to lose the panties this time at Hyde. She and Paris Hilton spent almost every night together over Thanksgiving weekend going clubbing, and a source who spotted them at Hyde on Friday says:
“Paris […]
Nicole Kidman might be pregnant
Nicole Kidman is reportedly expecting her first biological child in Spring with her husband Keith Urban. She was showing off her bump over the weekend and is allegedly set to make an official announcement soon. A source says:
“Miss Kidman certainly isn’t hiding the changes in her body now and seems to be very comfortable with […]
Britney Spears goes Commando
So Britney decided to leave her knickers at home when hitting the clubs with new BFF, Paris Ho-Town. It’s amazing how fast Paris can turn a trailor trash baby-maker like Britney into a respectable party skank with such ease… two more drinks and we got ourselves another Tara Reid! I can imagine how the conversation […]
Britney Spears takes lessons from Paris Hilton
Remember when Britney Spears looked like she might actually make it out of this thing with a little class and looking smoking hot? Well forget about any of that happening, because that was before she met Paris Hilton. Britney showed up to Teddy’s with Paris the other night looking like a, uh, what’s the word […]
Britney Spears - Upskirt Lessons from Paris
So Britney Spears loses one douchebag and gains herself an enemabag? Actually, it appears Paris might be somewhat of a nice influence… from a perverted point of view. First rumors of a possible Hilton-esque sex tape, and now some classic Hilton-esque upskirts. Maybe their forming a support group for girls who’ve dated complete pieces […]
Post Thanksgiving catch-up
Sorry for the late start. I woke up in the middle of Time Square covered in gravy and wearing a Santa costume (don’t ask). Which is especially weird considering I live in California. I’m gonna keep things light today since most people are either buying stuff or waiting in line to buy stuff. I wasn’t […]
Salma Hayek… Try not to Stare
Jesus F’n Christ those things are HUGE. On top of the fact that Salm Hayek is pretty much one of the hottest women in the world, with one of the sexiest accents in the world, she’s also sporting the most perfectly formed, beautiful titties i’ve ever seen. If there’s one single reason […]
Milla Jovovich Pumping Gas
This is like the 3rd or 4th pic set i’ve posted of some chick pumping gas - and for some reason… it’s just something guys like to see. I suppose it’s the whole role reversal thing, as pumping gas seems more like a gentlemens thing to do. Also, it may have something to do with […]
Lindsay Lohan shouldn’t be allowed to write
In response to Robert Altman’s death, Lindsay Lohan released a self-written statement yesterday saying:
I would like to send my condolences out to Catherine Altman, Robert Altmans wife, as well as all of his immediate family, close friends, co-workers, and all of his inner circle.
I feel as if I’ve just had the wind knocked out of […]
Britney Spears can’t take a joke
>>>>
Britney Spears was reportedly pissed about Jimmy Kimmel’s sketch on the American Music Awards last night when he stuck a look-a-like Kevin Federline in a wooden crate and shipped him out to sea. He called K-Fed “the world’s first ever no-hit wonder” and less than five minutes after the sketch he introduced Britney as a […]
Paris Hilton Pukes In Public
Singer Josh Radin had an up-close and personal experience with Paris Hilton. No, not the kind that would require multiple blood tests. Radin and the cast of the TV show Scrubs (which kicks ass, by the way) were in Las Vegas to catch a Jay-Z concert, according to his myspace blog:
“Paris Hilton …was sitting […]
No Britney / K-Fed Sex Tape
Mark Vincent Kaplan, the poor sucker hired to defend Kevin Federline, is finally earning his keep and responding to
rumors of a Britney Spears / K-Fed sex tape
. “There is not a sex video of Kevin and Britney in existence,” Kaplan says in the statement. “It goes without saying that the stories of Kevin […]
Kelly Ripa vs Rosie O’Donnell
In an oh-so high school case of “I know she didn’t just go there!” Rosie O’Donnell apparently has beef (did I use that term right?) with Kelly Ripa. While co-hosting Live With Regis and Kelly last Friday, Aiken put his hand over Ripa’s mouth to try and quiet her so he could get a […]
Kristin Cavallari still a nobody
Kristin Cavallari’s first movie, a remake of the 80’s Revenge of the Nerds, has been permanently shut down just weeks into production because Emory University backed out as a shooting location after seeing the script.
I am shocked - shocked - that somebody as famous as Kristin Cavallari would be associated with a script so shoddy […]