Archives for 17 November 2006
Six weeks after announcing her separation from B…
Six weeks after announcing her separation from Black Crowes frontman Chris Robinson, Kate Hudson is ready to make the split permanent by filing for divorce. The couple separated on 14 August (06) amid rumours that Hudson was romantically involved with her YOU, ME AND DUPREE co-star Owen Wilson. […]
Short Ends: Lohan Still Defiantly Anti-Panty
· Because we know you”d never speak to us again if we let a paparazzi photo of Lindsay Lohan”s not-so-elusive naughty bits go by without a link, here you go (NSFW). We hope you feel just as dirty as we do. · Soggy illusionist/modelizer David Blaine plans on staging his next feat of […]
There’s Nothing You Can Do To Stop Them Now: The Final Cruise-Holmes Pre-Wedding Round-Up
With the marriage of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes set to take place in Italy just a few hours from now, it”s finally sinking in: There is really nothing any of us can do to help her, other than hope that as we speak, a ragtag commando group comprised of Holmes ex-boyfriends Joshua Jackson, Chris […]
The Return Of Brian Atene (We Swear)
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>>We know we”ve claimed in the past to have relocated Brian Atene, who was launched into the highest strata of YouTube cult hero worship thanks to his now legendary 1984 Stanley Kubrick video audition tape. That follow-up video was, of course, a weak parody of the original that barely did justice to the real man”s […]
Brad Pitt To Ask Indian Oprah To Reassure Her Audience His Bodyguards Don’t Hate Indians
Following the recent student/parent/ bodyguard/paparazzi stampede and pile-on at a Mumbai school used as a shooting location for A Mighty Heart (video of the terrifying, anarchic events available here), flawlessly bone-structured altruists Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have now found themselves in the unlikely position of having to defend themselves against some rare, bad press. […]
To Do: Your Weekend Of Infinite Jests
Friday · Employee of the Month is celebrating the comedy of Studio 60 by putting on “a sketch comedy show about a sketch comedy show in a drama about sketch comedy” at the Westside Eclectic theater. What this endlessly recursive ironic description actually means: They”re performing the sketches from Studio 60, like “Krazy Khristians,” […]
Nicole Richie crashes Victoria’s Secret
Anyone else get the feeling that Nicole Richie is desperately trying to look like Paris Hilton? If you ask me, Nicole Richie was much more attractive than Paris before all this anorexia shite started. And, if Nicole gains a bit more weight, she will definitely be hotter than Paris, especially with that black hair.
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More K-Fed Is Broke Stories
Things just keep going downhill for K-Fed since his cash cow
filed for divorce
last Tuesday. Apparently learning to count to count his pennies, the ex-backup dancer is
bringing home doggie bags from restaurants
and taking the bus to his concert dates, as opposed to the first-class accomodations he’s grown used to. Page Six […]
Nicole Richie stole someone’s Cleavage
Wow, Nicole must be actually eating for a change, she appears to be gaining some of the weight back, and luckily, a lot of it seems to be heading towards her tittays! Although, with the winter months on the way, perhaps she’s just stocking up for hibernation. Whatever the case is tittays are better than […]
Elizabeth Berkley working up a Sweat
These aren’t the best pics in the world, but i haven’t posted a lot of Elizabeth so i figured wtf. Pics of girls working out is always a good thing anyway, and who knows, perhaps she’s getting in shape before she starts filming the much anticipated sequal to Showgirls. Who wouldn’t want to see some […]
Overheard: Jerry Bruckheimer Is Interested In Your Happiness
The Defamer Special Correspondent on Possibly Suggestive Superproducer Small-Talk submits this snippet of conversation overheard at a fashion show last Friday (as well as the accompanying pic), lamenting that no free drinks were exchanged in the course of the following brief conversation:
At the D Voshion fashion show at Area Friday night: Megabucks producer Jerry […]
Tina Fey Kicks So Much Ass
On the Howard Stern show Thursday morning, Tina Fey dished out the scoop on various SNL guests. She said that even Matthew McConaughey was constantly shirtless and smelly, it was Paris Hilton who took the award for worst guest host. Here is a (priceless) exert from the interview:
Stern: What is Paris Hilton like?
Fey: She’s […]
Gisele Bundchen on the Pink Carpet
Pardon my ignorance, but i’m not sure who the blonde rubbing her boobs against Gisele is… although i’m sure i’d know the name. I guess i don’t really follow the modeling scene as much as i should… but hey, it’s still two hot girls rubbing their boobs together - and that’s what is really important […]
Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Jack Black And Kyle Gass Cause Giant Potholes On Los Feliz Sidewalk
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are now posted several times a week (well, most weeks)–so send them in like your lives depended on it. Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put “sighting” or “PrivacyWatch” in the subject line) and let the world know about the time a Borat screening at the Grove […]
Tina Fey speaks the truth
Tina Fey was on the Howard Stern show yesterday and said that Paris Hilton was a piece of shit and looked like a transvestite up close. She also revealed that Paris asked the SNL writers to make a skit where she could play Jessica Simpson “because I hate her … she’s fat.” I recommend […]
David Beckham, you are in my top three… but what…
David Beckham, you are in my top three… but what”s up with the horsies?
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What happened to Lindsay’s Wrist?
She may have been accused of scarring her wrists, but that is the least of the problems of the world’s most prolific party animal Lindsay Lohan. Her latest night out on the London tiles became an epic - even by her own spectacular standards. Read more… As pictures emerged today, of […]
We’d Rent Out An Entire Castle To Show Our Love For Our Advertisers
Please join us in celebrating our love for this week”s sponsors, whom, as some of you may have heard, we will be marrying in a lavish ceremony in an Italian castle later this weekend, despite the fact that the Catholic Church refuses to recognize our union with a variety of automobile manufacturers, feature films, web […]
Paris Hilton gets drunk, slips nipple
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A super duper drunk Paris Hilton and a super duper drunk Stavros Niarchos were seen stumbling into Paris Hilton’s home together last night. And it just wouldn’t be Paris Hilton without her drunkenly exposing her nipple. Which has become so common it’s not even worth mentioning anymore. It’d be like pointing out everytime Michael […]
Angelina Jolie points the finger
Following the arrest of three of Angelina Jolie’s bodyguards after they allegedly roughed up parents and students at a school in India, Angelina issued a statement, saying:
“It is not surprising that the press involved failed to mention their share of the responsibility in the chaos. As for this horrible rumor that someone referred to a […]