Archives for October 2006
Who wants to see Jennifer Aniston’s Tits?
So the verdict is still out on this actually being Jennifer Aniston. my eyes say it’s probably not(her stomach looks too skinny - rib-wise), but my penis prays that it is. It could be her, the bikini pics i posted of her a little while back shows her body is pretty tight… but perhaps we’ll […]
Happy Halloween Everyone!
I hope all ya’ll have a safe and happy Halloween!
Jennifer Visits Vince In London
Hot “non-couple” Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn were reunited in London, where Vaughn is shooting the comedy Fred Claus, after being apart for 60 days. The two “non-lovebirds” reportedly “non-arrived” “non-together” (by car, in case you are interested- or “non-interested” for the purposes of this post) took in a 2:30 P.M. showing of the “non-musical” […]
Anna Nicole May Exhume Son
The (apparently never-ending) Anna Nicole Smith saga takes an appropriately ghoul-ish twist, just in time for Halloween. When Smith was granted permanent residency in the Bahamas, she told officials that she owned the home she had been living in. Now that it’s been revealed that she does not own the home, and is being evicted, […]
Too-Skinny Nicole Collapsed
According to witnesses, Nicole Richie collapsed at Hyde nightclub around 2 A.M. early Sunday morning. Her friends convinced the club owner not to call an ambulence, saying they would personally drive her to the hospital in an effort to avoid the paparazzi. This story comes of the heels of a report that Richie reportedly checked […]
Sad News: Reese & Ryan Split
Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe have decided to formally seperate after 7 years of marriage. “We are saddened to announce that Reese and Ryan have decided to formally separate,” the couple’s rep read in a statement on Monday. “They remain committed to their family and we ask that you please respect their privacy and the […]
Happy Happy Birthday To Me!
Wish me a Happy 24th Birthday, everyone! I’m so thankful to all of ya’ll who take the time to read and support my little blog!
A Brad Pitt Wedgie Moment
In an interview in Entertainment Weekly’s October 30 issue, Brad Pitt reveals that he turned to wedgies to help blow-off steam while filming on the set of his latest movie, Babel. To amused himself and his co-stars, Pitt would yank up his pants (giving himself a wedgie), stick out his rear and waddle around like […]
Snoop Dog Arrested Yet Again
So I woke up this morning, the sun was shining, the birds were chirping, Snoop Dog was arrested, and the smell of frying bacon was in the air. Yup, it was another beautiful day in the neighborhood. Won’t you be my neighbor?
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Treatment Program For Richie
Nicole Richie has entered a “diagnostic treatment program” to try and help detemine why the reality star is having problems gaining weight. I wonder Paris helped convince Nicole she needed some help, since the two are BFFs again? If so, that would help reverse some of Hilton’s skankily bad karma. Is skankily a word? Anyway, […]
Josh Kelly In A Bus Accident
Musician Josh Kelly (who is also the fiance of Gray’s Anatomy star Katherine Heigl) survived a major accident last weekend when his tour bus wrecked. And since there’s nothing really funny about major vehicle accidents, except maybe this, I’ll just leave it at that.
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Naomi Campbell Was Arrested
So Naomi Campell was arrested yet again. So what? Some people say cucumbers taste better pickled.
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Did Brad Pitt Visit A Hooker?
Is it made-up? Is it true? What do you guys think? Want to know what I think? Ok, well since you asked; if I were Angelina, I would be more concerned if I found out he had used the same toilet as Paris Hilton. They do live in the same town, after all. A hooker […]
Cobain Is Richest Dead Celeb
Kurt Cobain is the this year’s richest dead celebrity, according to the 6th annual Forbes list of Top-Earning Dead Celebrities. Rounding out the rest of the top 10 are: Elvis (who was previously #1), Charles Schultz, John Lennon, Albert Einstein (who is currently earning royalties for the children’s toy line Baby Einstein), Andy Warhol, Theodore […]
Prison Break Concept Stolen?
Say it ain’t so! Executive producer/creator of Prison Break, Paul Scheuring, is being sued by two brothers, Donald and Robert Hughes, who say the Fox network ripped off their idea. The brothers claim to have presented the idea for a show (a true story based on 4-years the two spend on the run after Donald […]
Jessica Defends Creepy Dad
In an interview with Jane magazine (the same interview where she claimed she could pinpoint the end of her marriage) Jessica Simpson defends her ooky father. When the magazine asked her if she was as creeped out as the rest of the world by her father’s “She’s got double D’s, you can’t cover those suckers […]
Britney’s Baby Name Mix-Up
A birth certificate filed for the newest spawn of Britney Spears and K-Fed was filed at the L.A. County Registrar-Recorder’s office on Tuesday, and it turns out that their son’s name is actually Jayden James Federline. Not Sutton Pierce Federline, as previously reported by every media outlet in the world. Those two names don’t sounds […]
Tom & Katie Finally Set A Date
That’s right, folks: the big day is nearly upon us. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are set to tie the knot on November 18th in Italy, according to their rep. It looks like Holmes will get to wear that wedding dress after all. The wedding invitations were received on October 20th by the couple’s friends […]
Lindsay Lohan- A Good Driver
*Blogger Won’t Cooperate And Let Me Add A Picture To This Post!*
It’s been quite some time since I’ve done a Lindsay Lohan post, so I thought I would celebrate those glorious few weeks by writing up a story about what a fantastic driver she is. It appears that Lindsay took time out of her busy […]
Jessica Simpson Just Knew, Ok
In an interview with the November issue of Jane magazine, Jessica Simpson claims she can pinpoint when her marriage to Nick Lachey was over. In October 2005, Lachey opted out of taking a trip to Africa with her for charity Operation Smile. “I went there on our three-year wedding anniversary. He stayed home.” She says […]